The Week in (Re)View

Awesome TV Shows: In the shocking, two-hour season finale, which aired last night, Jack and the CounterJack finally reunited, and a shocking revelation was made about the fate of the CounterJack and the shocking effect this has on Jack. Shockingly, several beloved minor characters met their fate. We won't reveal who, but we won't say one of them wasn't Jin, either.



Above: Oh, Jin...sad pandas. You will be missed. :( Um, I mean...I didn't say anything.


According to early reports, everybody watched the finale, boding well for the Awesome TV Show's future. Here's to what I'm sure are 7 or 8 more 22-episode planned seasons!


Heroes: The finale also included a trailer for upcoming Hero movie "Batman Begins Returns", which, if you haven't seen the trailer yet...well, you have, so it's sort of ridiculous to even bring this up. But if you want to see it again, I've stealthy hidden a link to it somewhere in this paragraph! How cunning are you? As The Joker would say, "Riddle me this, Batman!"




The Bible: 80s teen-sensation turned 90s evolution nay-sayer Kirk Cameron has been making the media rounds lately! Cameron is a devoted fan of the popular fantasy novel "The Bible", and has lately been singing the praises of his weekly fan convention, "Church", all the while discrediting another high-profile organization of Sci-Fi fans, "Scientologists". Some of his remarks can be found in this article, which probably will not anger, annoy, or frustrate you in any way!




Cameron, who starred in and produced the successful adventure-SciFi franchise"Left Behind" movie adaptations, seems to think Scientology, which posits that mankind is actually a descendent of lost race from an ancient intergalactic federation and all their problems are the result of having been poisoned by ghost aliens, is a "false" religion, unlike his own, which posits that mankind was made out of clay by an all-powerful wizard and that all their problems are the result of taking the advice of a mean talking snake in a tree and eating an apple.

He has explained that much of his turn to "Christianity" had to do with many of the "immoral" plot lines of his former sitcom "Growing Pains". We assume he is referring to the episode where he almost but doesn't make out with his baby sister's babysitter, who he later goes on to date, or where Mike's friend Boner almost but doesn't use cocaine at a party, or perhaps the latter-day episodes where Mike becomes a teacher for inner-city students, one of whom is Leonardo DiCaprio.

Pretty racy stuff, Kirk.

Anyway, for more on why bananas prove evolution isn't real, follow the link.


Women: This is the moment they've (or, you've) all been waiting for! At long last, we're guessing based on the all the media coverage and that we've been hearing about it more lately than usual, that the "Sex in the City" movie is coming out this weekend, or maybe today, or perhaps a couple of days ago or some time next week-ish(?)!

At long last, we'll find out if Ron Livingston is that guy they keep calling "Mr. Big", or if it's that vaguely-ugly dude who seems kind of old...Chris something? North? Toth? Boothe? Or could it have been John Corbett. He was on that show, right? I miss "Northern Exposure"...


Wait no longer: After what feels like maybe a year since the show ended, we will finally find out what happened to Amanda, Sandra, Carolyn, and of course, Kerry!


Above: This is it, right? That's them? Because it seems like one is missing or something. Did her character die? Or, wait, does she die in the movie?