Monday, June 9, 2008

The Most Recent Episode of "Battlestar Galactica"

Overview: OMGs!!!




Dude...

Oh my Gods that was unbe-frakkin'-lievable.

Okay, so FIRST of all...like...the Bill Adama-Laura Roslin thing????? Okay, TOTALLY cried. She was all "I love you". And then it was sort of weird that Bill wasn't like "Dude, I TOTALLY love you, too, but, like...obviously", and instead he just sort of looked at her all I-love-you-ly, and then kissed her head. But I think maybe Bill is unable to say "I love you" to anybody, 'cause he's all Admiral-y and stuff? Plus he's had kind of a tough life.

But he did say "It's about time..." which was pretty badass.


Above: Oh...I LOVE them!!!!!!!!!

I sorta wanted them to make out, though, but I guess it's okay they didn't because they are kinda old, and that would be sorta gross I guess.

And, seriously, like...Lee and Kara were BARELY in the episode and Leoben wasn't AT ALL and it was still just so totally great.


Above: Stop fighting, Lee and Kara!!!! I hate it when you fight!!! :(
P.S. Where were you guys on Friday???...

And how awesome was that to see Helo finally having some frakkin' balls??? Dude...
And all that stuff with him and the 8s? Where he was all like "whoa, holy shit, look at that roomful of my wife?" Weird, dude. Helo must have some shit on his mind right now.


Above: Oh, yeah! Remember this part? Where this Six is all like "RAH!" and then the Eight/Fake Sharon was all "RAH RAH" and Helo's like "I'm conflicted..."

You know who we haven't seen in a while, though? Galen. Where's Galen? That's kinda frakked.

Seriously, though. Jane Espenson??? Jane Espenson is totally amazing. She should get like a million Emmys. For serious. Man...


Above: Here's Jane Espenson being all like "Hi, I'm Jane Espenson. You may remember me from all those awesome episodes of "Buffy", "Angel", "Firefly", and "Battlestar Galactica" that I wrote, and also from the fact that I totally kick so much ass.

And OH MY GODS!!!!!!!!!!!! D'ANNA!!!!!!!!!!! D'Anna totally kicks so much ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy frak, how AWESOME was that when she resurrected and totally KILLED THE HELL out of Cavil???? Awesome . Cavil totally sucks. D'Anna rules.


Above: Oh, gee Cavil....looking a little scared there. Worried that D'Anna might come back and OWN you??? Yeah? Maybe 'cause she TOTALLY did. KILLED, bitch!!! Killed!!! Eat it, motherfrakker.


And is it just me or, seriously, is James Callis' portrayal of Gaius just getting more and more awesome? Seriously, give that dude some awards. And like, when he was dying and he was all like "Oh, hey, by the way, Laura, I'm indirectly responsible for the annihilation of the human race but it's all good 'cause God loves me," and then Laura's all "OMGs" and is about to let him die and then she has that personal revelation and she's all like "Oh, I can't let Gaius die 'cause then I'm no better than him" and she saves him? Man...


Above: James Callis being all like "Hi, I'm Gaius Baltar, and I've officially boarded the 11:15 Express to Crazytown"

Good stuff.

But seriously, D'Anna is totally awesome.


Above: Here's D'Anna being all like "I am D'Anna. I am Xena-Cylon. I'm totally going to OWN you, bitches."

OH MAN, and when she TOTES "Punk'd" Laura???? When she's all like "you never knew you were the last Cylon?" and Laura's all like "OMGs, for serious? It all makes so much sense now and..." and then D'Anna's all like "PSYCHE!! Dude, you believed me??? HAH. Word. I totes punk'd you".

That was great.

I wonder how Gaeta's doing, by the way? Remember 'cause his leg was amputated a couple episodes back? That was sad. I hope he's okay. Also, I'm pretty sure he's a CYLON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Did you see that one coming?!!!!! Word...)

But dude...Best. Episode. Ever.

Seriously.

Rating: *********************** (out of 4)

Bottom Line: D'ANNA RULES!!


Ohhhhhh...and I love this picture, too....



Old people in love are so cute/kinda gross/cute again...

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